Happy Halloween Ghouls! As it’s Halloween I made up some Diabolical Halloween Limericks on my way to work today. Be warned – they ain’t for the young or easily offended!
There once was a young handsome sprite
Whose hauntings did cause such a fright
To the women he laired
As he ‘had’ them upstairs
And they screamed and they yelled with delight!
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There was an old man from Frome
Who would never leave his home
When his house caught afire
It was his own funeral pyre
And now as a ghost he does roam
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Once upon a time lived a rat
Who thought she could fly like a bat
She jumped off a cliff
But fell like a brick
And now she’s just blood, piss and shit
