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Tag: Limerick

25th April – NaPoWriMo

Thu, 25 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

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Itchy Feelings

This is an old rhyme of a witch
And as you read it you may just might twitch
As headlice and fleas
And scratching scabs on your knees
Manifest in spontaneous itch

Posted in Old PostsTagged Culture, dazzle rebel, humour, Limerick, NaPoWriMo, Poetry

20th April – NaPoWriMo

Sat, 20 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

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Cool Cat Joe

There was a cool cat call Joe
Who had a cool bar down in mexico
His eyebrows were bushy
And he loved his wet pussy
And sucking his own big toe

Posted in Old PostsTagged dazzle rebel, Limerick, Mexico, NaPoWriMo, Poetry

12th April – NaPoWriMo

Fri, 12 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

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Another Limerick

It’s time for a Friday Limerick
And you might think this is a bit of a cheap trick
But I’ll give it a go
And if I fail and blow
I’ll only end up looking a bit of a dick

Posted in Old PostsTagged Limerick, NaPoWriMo, Poetry

5th April – NaPoWriMo

Fri, 5 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

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The Orange Limerick

They said that I couldn’t rhyme orange
So I pondered while fixing a door hinge
I drank a bottle of Port
And was so caught in thought
I fell over and spat out a lozenge

Posted in Old PostsTagged Limerick, NaPoWriMo, Orange, Poetry, Rhyme

4th April – NaPoWriMo

Thu, 4 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

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The WordPress Limerick

There was a young girl from WordPress
Who said Limericks give poetry zest
So I gave it a go
And what well would you know
It was a great thing to suggest

Posted in Old PostsTagged Comedy, Culture, current affairs, Limerick, NaPoWriMo, Poetry, WordPress
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