Itchy Feelings
This is an old rhyme of a witch
And as you read it you may just might twitch
As headlice and fleas
And scratching scabs on your knees
Manifest in spontaneous itch
Tag: Limerick
20th April – NaPoWriMo
Cool Cat Joe
There was a cool cat call Joe
Who had a cool bar down in mexico
His eyebrows were bushy
And he loved his wet pussy
And sucking his own big toe
12th April – NaPoWriMo
Another Limerick
It’s time for a Friday Limerick
And you might think this is a bit of a cheap trick
But I’ll give it a go
And if I fail and blow
I’ll only end up looking a bit of a dick
5th April – NaPoWriMo
The Orange Limerick
They said that I couldn’t rhyme orange
So I pondered while fixing a door hinge
I drank a bottle of Port
And was so caught in thought
I fell over and spat out a lozenge
4th April – NaPoWriMo
The WordPress Limerick
There was a young girl from WordPress
Who said Limericks give poetry zest
So I gave it a go
And what well would you know
It was a great thing to suggest
