Limerick – Dazzle ☆ Яebel

25th April – NaPoWriMo

Thu, 25 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

Itchy Feelings

This is an old rhyme of a witch
And as you read it you may just might twitch
As headlice and fleas
And scratching scabs on your knees
Manifest in spontaneous itch

20th April – NaPoWriMo

Sat, 20 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

Cool Cat Joe

There was a cool cat call Joe
Who had a cool bar down in mexico
His eyebrows were bushy
And he loved his wet pussy
And sucking his own big toe

12th April – NaPoWriMo

Fri, 12 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

Another Limerick

It’s time for a Friday Limerick
And you might think this is a bit of a cheap trick
But I’ll give it a go
And if I fail and blow
I’ll only end up looking a bit of a dick

5th April – NaPoWriMo

Fri, 5 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

The Orange Limerick

They said that I couldn’t rhyme orange
So I pondered while fixing a door hinge
I drank a bottle of Port
And was so caught in thought
I fell over and spat out a lozenge

4th April – NaPoWriMo

Thu, 4 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

The WordPress Limerick

There was a young girl from WordPress
Who said Limericks give poetry zest
So I gave it a go
And what well would you know
It was a great thing to suggest