Every Good Boy Deserves Football ~ or ~ practice makes perfect

Most people will remember that line from their school day music classes as it relates to the lines in sheet music.  At one point in the distant past I was actually starting to get quite fluent in reading music scores but the other day I thought I’d try and get a bit better on the Old Joanna but had no idea where to start with the sheet music. Continue reading “Every Good Boy Deserves Football ~ or ~ practice makes perfect”

Blurring the Edges ~ or ~ are musical genres are blending into one?

The Twitterverse was awash with controversy yesterday but not because of the US Censorship debate, oh no, this was much more serious – it was the announcement that Chase and Status are on the bill for the Download Festival! Continue reading “Blurring the Edges ~ or ~ are musical genres are blending into one?”

Sixty Second Sermon: Charity, Corner Shops and Low Carb Energy Drinks

I was in a newsagent earlier today buying an overpriced can of Monster Energy drink for the recession busting sum of £1.99, I know it’s pricey but it’s the only place for miles that sells the Low-Carb version and I needed my energy hit for the day. Handing over a £2 coin I asked the shop attendant to stick the 1p change in the charity box when a spritely old boy behind me pipes up “look after the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves, you don’t want to be giving them away son”. Continue reading “Sixty Second Sermon: Charity, Corner Shops and Low Carb Energy Drinks”

The Mutts Nuts ~ or ~ a beastly observation in a material world

The same guy walks passed with his dog pretty much every evening.  The guy isn’t of much interest but his dog, some kind of Pit Bull Terrier, always catches my attention, well it’s not the dog but the dog’s balls – they’re humongous!  Continue reading “The Mutts Nuts ~ or ~ a beastly observation in a material world”

Game of Thrones

You could be forgiven for expecting a blog about the awesome HBO series “Game of Thrones” but alas you will not find that here. Oh no. This little ditty is actually about our toilet habits. Now when I say “we” I mean men and when I say “habits” I don’t mean our lack of aim or what we get up to with a dirty mag, I mean the things we do to fill the time whilst sitting on the throne. Continue reading “Game of Thrones”