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27th April – NaPoWriMo

Sat, 27 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

Sunshine

Saturday and I’m wanting some sun
To relax and drink and have fun
And act like a dick
In front of my chick
Then fall over and do her up the bum

26th April – NaPoWriMo

Fri, 26 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

Bad Addiction

There’s a chap with a bad addiction
But don’t you dare mock his affliction
Cus’ he likes to rock
And bob till he drops
Now that is a man with conviction

25th April – NaPoWriMo

Thu, 25 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

Itchy Feelings

This is an old rhyme of a witch
And as you read it you may just might twitch
As headlice and fleas
And scratching scabs on your knees
Manifest in spontaneous itch

24th April – NaPoWriMo

Wed, 24 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

The Greens

The green is growing well in the office
As sweet peas are climbing totally flawless
Tomato plants are taking root
Sprouting from an old work boot

So yes the office is looking green
Much more relaxed and squeaky clean
A much better office space
A credit to the human race

23rd April – NaPoWriMo

Tue, 23 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

Terrible Tuesday

I’m having a Terrible Tuesday flutter
My insides feels like churning butter
This must be the most awful work day
For us 9-5ers who just wanna play

Cus’ office walls are torture tools
Computer screens are death machines
Telephones go through my bones
And it’s only motherf*ckin’ Tuesday

22nd April – NaPoWriMo

Mon, 22 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

Earth Day

The torrid fumes did choke my lungs
Like a pornstar choking on rancid cum
The environment had been wrecked
By f*cking cocksucking bastards and neglect
Multinational corporate greed
Nations holding onto seed
Apathetic normal souls
Helped us dig this cruddy hole
So think about what surrounds
Take a look go look around
This is our Earth there is only one
So respect it fool or we’ll all be done

21st April – NaPoWriMo

Sun, 21 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

I’ve Got A Fever and the Only Prescription is MORE COWBELL!

Finally the day has come
To bash your bongo and bang your drum
For Blue Oyster Cult and it’s monumental
Fake cowbell player yes, Gene Frenkle
With my one and only tribute
The will make it hard to dispute
That what modern music really needs
Is much more cowbell to succeed

So don’t you forget to tune in
To my show tonight wherein
For three hours of devotee
From 7-10pm GMT
A dedication so profound
To the lovely clonking sound
Let’s strike the heavens and raise hell
What this poem needs is more cowbell!

Tune in to the Dazzle Rebel Show on TBFMonline.co.uk TONIGHT from 7-10pm GMT for three hours of stonkin’ cowbell songs!

17th April – NaPoWriMo

Wed, 17 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

Basil

Been trying to grow basil on the windowsill
But it’s taking it’s time to get going
I wonder what I’m doing wrong
There’s barely a seedling showing

Been trying to grow basil on the windowsill
Was there a problem while I was sowing?
It’s been over a week and I’m starting to freak
I guess there’s no way of knowing

Given up growing basil on the windowsill
It just didn’t seem to be growing
I gave it up and now it’s gone
Away, banished and thrown in

11th April – NaPoWriMo

Thu, 11 Apr, 2013Mon, 4 Jan, 2016 Dazzle Rebel

Ill

I really hate being ill
Not that you care but then you’re not sick
My tonsils feel like they’re being drilled
After swallowing a giant brick
I can’t sleep
Can’t talk
And can’t be arsed
I can’t wait for this feeling to have passed