Dazzle Rebel Heads for the Stars!

This morning I received a letter. This isn’t just any letter, it’s a letter that I have been waiting for since I sent my application to the Guiana Space Centre well over a year ago. The position I applied for was the Utilities Manager working on the MARS2020 project. The role is basically the ESA…

Mars One – Dazzle Rebel to be first man on Mars?

Stranger things have certainly happened. How cool would it be to be the first man, sorry I mean ‘person’ (gotta be politically correct these days) to set foot on the Red Planet. That chance could come to one of the 24 people the Mars One Mission is planning to send on a one-way trip to…

#OpFunKill ~ or ~ How I learned to stop worrying and make a stand

Dolphins Slaughtered in Taiji Cove Drives Before I continue let me get something right out in the open because it may well have an effect on how you perceive this post. Activism is not something that I’ve particularly gotten myself into before. Yes, I love animals especially the cute, funny and odd ones but I…

The Dazzle Rebel Show on TBFM TONIGHT!

Tonights show on TBFM Online Radio aims to take you back to your school days with a Back to School Special! Playing a diverse range of tracks, many of which chosen by TBFM listeners, ranging from Joy Division to Madness, Supertramp to Van Halen plus some great music from emerging bands such as Exit State, Black Belt Karate, Titans &…

Get with the heat motherf**ker!

As the mercury soars into the 30’s (that’s about 90੦F for the rest of the world) the good folk of the UK divide into chilled out sun worshipers and hot-heated anarchists. It’s a sorry state but the rest of the world laughs at the ‘Britishness’ of moaning about the weather; “you call that hot” someone from…

Special Show Poll

Finally I’ve relented and given my listeners the chance to vote on my next ‘special show’. It’s dead simple, all you need to do is take a look at the list below and let me know what type of special show you’d like me to do on my TBFM Radio slot. The Poll will be…

30th April – NaPoWriMo

An Ode to National Poetry Writing Month So my thirty days of poetry is up Never before have I been so prolific and writing this stuff I used to think poetry was a pile of shite Something for nobbers who value modern art and all that tripe In the past month I’ve brought you so…

29th April – NaPoWriMo

Monday Again It’s Monday again but we’re almost there So don’t drown yourself, come up for air This poetry shite is very nearly done And I can’t really say that it’s been much fun I guess that you have to take it for what it is Something for wankers covered in jizz But on we…

28th April – NaPoWriMo

Tonight is the Dazzle Rebel Sunday Show Yes TONIGHT is the Dazzle Rebel Sunday Show But there’s no need to worry, there’s not far to go Sit down and relax in your favourite seat And from 7-10 I’m there to greet With plenty of hard rockin’ music and all So let down your hair, we’ll…

27th April – NaPoWriMo

Sunshine Saturday and I’m wanting some sun To relax and drink and have fun And act like a dick In front of my chick Then fall over and do her up the bum

26th April – NaPoWriMo

Bad Addiction There’s a chap with a bad addiction But don’t you dare mock his affliction Cus’ he likes to rock And bob till he drops Now that is a man with conviction