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DJ Dazzle Rebel Show 17


DJ Dazzle Rebel Show 17

Tonights show on TBFM Online Radio aims to take you back to your school days with a Back to School Special! Playing a diverse range of tracks, many of which chosen by TBFM listeners, ranging from Joy Division to Madness, Supertramp to Van Halen plus some great music from emerging bands such as Exit StateBlack Belt KarateTitans & KingsNew Generation SuperstarsJettBlack and Agenda. Also TBFM’s very first play of the new single “Here We Stand” by New Device!

It’s such a jam-packed, hoot-tootin’, banjo-shootin’ show you’ll forget that you’ve got school in the morning!

Tune in 9pm – Midnight

See you in the chatroom,



An Ode to National Poetry Writing Month

So my thirty days of poetry is up
Never before have I been so prolific and writing this stuff
I used to think poetry was a pile of shite
Something for nobbers who value modern art and all that tripe

In the past month I’ve brought you so much crap
So I’ll take a bow and give a tip of my hat
Cus’ there’s something I’ve realised during this month
There’s so many poets I’m just the billy-onth

And so many people are better than me
They don’t just write rubbish but at least I’m gutsy
I’ve told it how I see it, not more I can do
Now this is cliche goodbye, yep from me to you

So my thirty days of poetry is up
Never again will I be so prolific and writing this stuff
‘Cus I still think that poetry is pretty shite
I’ll leave it for the nobbers who value modern art and all that tripe


Monday Again

It’s Monday again but we’re almost there
So don’t drown yourself, come up for air
This poetry shite is very nearly done
And I can’t really say that it’s been much fun
I guess that you have to take it for what it is
Something for wankers covered in jizz
But on we plough theres only one more day
And then thank god it can go away!


Tonight is the Dazzle Rebel Sunday Show

Yes TONIGHT is the Dazzle Rebel Sunday Show
But there’s no need to worry, there’s not far to go
Sit down and relax in your favourite seat
And from 7-10 I’m there to greet
With plenty of hard rockin’ music and all
So let down your hair, we’ll all have a ball
Turn On, Tune In and Rock the FOOK Out!
Sod of the neighbours who cares if they shout?
Instead you should invite them around
To join in the party that you have helped found
On TBFM every Sunday night
With me Dazzle Rebel I’ll make it alright
I’ll see you all there, like a spark in the gloom
To the TBFM Internet Chatroom!

Tune in to the show from 7-10pm tonight on



Saturday and I’m wanting some sun
To relax and drink and have fun
And act like a dick
In front of my chick
Then fall over and do her up the bum


Bad Addiction

There’s a chap with a bad addiction
But don’t you dare mock his affliction
Cus’ he likes to rock
And bob till he drops
Now that is a man with conviction


Itchy Feelings

This is an old rhyme of a witch
And as you read it you may just might twitch
As headlice and fleas
And scratching scabs on your knees
Manifest in spontaneous itch


The Greens

The green is growing well in the office
As sweet peas are climbing totally flawless
Tomato plants are taking root
Sprouting from an old work boot

So yes the office is looking green
Much more relaxed and squeaky clean
A much better office space
A credit to the human race

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